(In the Nether Wastes, a strange woman with 9 white tentacles starts to collect some nether wart)

Female Ghast: "Okay, that should be enough for a Nether Wart sandwich!" (putting a hand on her belly) "Oh! Calm down, little ones. I want all nine of you to enjoy a nice snack."

([player] is walking around when he comes across the female Ghast)

[player]: "Oh my god. You're a Ghast, aren't you?"

([player] climbs along one of the female Ghast's tentacles and onto her belly)

Female Ghast: "Uh...you may not want to do that."