(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings were frozen solid)

[player]: “The heck happened here?”

([player] then spots what looks like a female Snow Golem)

Female Snow Golem: (noticing [player]) “So YOU’RE the Frostmaw that’s caused all this!”

[player]: “Wait no, you’re clearly mistaken-”

Female Snow Golem: “I don’t care what you have to say. You deserve to DIE!”

(The female Snow Golem starts flinging snowballs at [player])

[player]: (dodging the snowballs) “Stop, stop! I have no idea what you’re talking about!”

Female Snow Golem: “You can’t fool me, Frostmaw. You’ve been causing chaos all across these lands, freezing everything in your path!” (completely ignores the movements in her flat belly)

[player]: (getting hit by a snowball) “AGH! Stop that!”

Iris: “I won’t stop until you drop dead, Frostmaw! Then this place will worship me as Iris - the Frostmaw Slayer!”

[player]: “So you’re just going to ignore the movement’s in your belly and keep pelting me with snowballs?”